OMG did the big bastard turn on me!
i've seen angry dogs before but this thing was in another league!
....and he was NOT going away
fucker kept circling me, barking like a mad bastard, drool slopping from its jaws, i kept thinking, "this thing wont have rabies, will IT!?"
i was desperate to jump over the counter, but it was too high and cluttered with steaming hot pots, pans and dishes...lets just say, i started to panic