i had my 'dedicated spot' to work from and i was all set up, ready to offer hot and steamy noodles for hungry passers-by when out for nowhere pops one of the skankiest mutts you'll ever see (and smell), stunk to high heaven, even from a distance and woosh, the fucker went straight for my noodle counter......not on MY watch mutt!
so there i was, standing in my skimpy little uniform and killer heels, trying to SHOO this smelly opportunist from my noodle van thinking, "just be authorative, he'll get the gist, you wait and see!"